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Tempest in a teacup

Tubby Tot Trump vs. Gracious Obama—the Throb of Nostalgia

Fake News:
A few minutes into his CPAC whine and rant on Friday, mentally challenged Donald J. Trump said people were so excited to hear him speak that, “There are lines that go back six blocks. I tell you that because you won’t read about it.”

Behold a photo snapped of these purportedly unreported lines:

Real News:

Peeled Potato Head—Bannon's Anemic Vitriol

When you lift Bannon’s mask of death,
all you see is a pallid soul
who clearly loathes the sunshine.

Richard Wolffe

Oxymoronic in Trumpland

the leaks are real;
the news is fake

Put in by Putin

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